
Sunday, 10th January - Sunday, 17th January
@ CarriageWorks
Crowded House, Jane Campion, Russell Crowe. Any time a New Zealander does anything noteworthy we wander over like the swaggering older siblings we are and claim them as our own. Now, finally, it seems that the Kiwis have claimed one back in some sort of covert sting operation.Shaun Tan is...

Thursday, 7th January - Sunday, 31st January
@ The World Famous Spiegeltent
Details on what you can expect from Smoke and Mirrors, the new show debuting at this years Sydney Festival, are about as vague and mysterious as the show's name would suggest. We could tell you that it's a "part vaudeville, part fantasy" and also that it's "a lavish and lyrical...

Saturday, 16th January - Saturday, 23rd January
@ Seymour Centre
31-year-old comedian and musician Isy Suttie is probably best known for playing the overtly sexual I.T. misfit, Dobby, on the UK sitcom Peepshow. (If you haven’t seen it already I urge you to check it out – it’s brilliant)She’s coming down to Sydney as part of Sydney Festival to bring...

Saturday, 16th January - Saturday, 23rd January
@ Seymour Centre
Tim Key is a bad poet. A bad, terrible, awful poet. Or so he would have you think.Key's show, The Slutcracker, is actually a deadpan stand up act masquerading as a sincere piece of performance poetry. A carefully constructed shambolic mess. It begins with him lurching on stage, drinking a...

Friday, 25th September - Sunday, 11th October
@ MOP Gallery
David Griggs is a contemporary artist from Sydney who documents the seamy underbelly of the third world, Australian style. Which means his works are bold, garish and larger than life. For his latest exhibition, opening this Thursday at MOP Gallery, he just got back from spending four months in a...

Monday, 12th October - Sunday, 22nd November
@ The Red Rattler
Nowadays, in the 21st century where everyone works in New Media sitting on laptops in cafes smugly sending each other Kanye memes via bluetooth, the threat of an impending Monday morning has become irrelevant. So why not celebrate this fact with Cabinet.Cabinet is a series of four fortnightly Sunday events...

Saturday, 3rd October - Saturday, 31st October
@ Anna Schwartz Gallery
Twins. Freaky deaky twins. The Mangano Sisters are identical twins who draw. They make videos and performances about the nature of drawing and their relationship to each other. It would be cliched and lazy to suggest that because they are twins they seem to be symbiotically, almost telepathically, linked. But...

Friday, 25th September - 4AM
@ Kaliman Gallery
The People's Republic of China has really chilled out and let its hair down over the last few decades. Sort of. Not really. But they have relaxed just the teeniest, weeniest, bit and Chinese artists have responded by exploding with the most exciting Contemporary Art anywhere in the world.Chinese born...

Saturday, 26th September - 11AM
@ Black&Blue Gallery
Charlie Sofo is a very talented artist out of Melbourne who makes slightly psychadelic 60’s style Op Art exploring colours and shapes. Mary MacDougal is a brilliant Sydney based painter who was recently shortlisted in the Lempriere prize for her watery portraits of wacked out 60’s Pop Svengali Phil Spector....

Tuesday, 3rd November - Monday, 2nd November
@ Event Cinema, Bondi Junction
Convicts, early settlers, lesbian covens, rape and vengeance. No, Old Sydney Town hasn’t re-opened its gates, it’s a screening of the long lost 1977 Ozploitation classic Journey Among Women in a remastered 35mm print. With the bulk of the cast stemming from feminist rock band Clitoris, Journey Among Women was a low down...

Sunday, 4th October - Saturday, 21st November
@ Drama Theatre, Opera House
God of Carnage begins with two sets of parents sitting down in a modern Parisian apartment to discuss a fight that occurred between their children. What starts out as quite civilized, rapidly descends into a maelstrom of tears, name-calling and fist-fights. The play seems to have a bit of an...

Thursday, 12th November - Wednesday, 9th December
@ Selected Cinemas
Sister Smile is a biopic about Jeanine Deckers, a singing nun who, in 1963, had a chart-topping hit in Europe and North America with her song Dominique, a jaunty little tune that goes like this: "Dominique, nique, nique, S'en allait tout simplement...Il ne parle que du Bon Dieu."The song is a...

Wednesday, 21st October - Sunday, 1st November
@ Belvoir St Theatre
Page 8 is an autobiographical one-man show about growing up black and gay in 1970’s Australian suburbia. It could, potentially, be awful when you think about it. The "Growing-Up-Gay One-Man Show" is one of the most painful theatrical genres ever created. Up there with French-Canadian puppetry.Luckily for us, this one-man...

Thursday, 22nd October - 7PM
@ Belvoir St Theatre
Bliss is the new play on right now at Downstairs Belvoir. It's not, as I actually thought, a theatrical re-imagining of the awesome 1985 Australian movie classic Bliss based on Peter Carey's novel. That was the one where Barry Otto was stuck in a surreal suburban nightmare full of Freudian fish...

Thursday, 12th November - Tuesday, 29th December
@ Cinemas Everywhere
In 1996, me and my friends skipped school to see Roland Emmerich’s Independence Day as soon as it opened. Aliens blew up the White House, Randy Quaid drove a cropduster right into the mothership and Will Smith punched an alien the face and said, “welcome to Earth” while chewing on...

Monday, 11th January - Tuesday, 12th January
@ State Theatre
The Rev is in town! When I was a sad and creepy 16 year old the only way I could deal with a particularly harsh break-up was to lock myself in my bedroom and listen to Simply Beautiful and How Can You Mend A Broken Heart on repeat. As cheesy...

Wednesday, 20th January - Tuesday, 26th January
@ CarriageWorks
Giselle is a very famous classical ballet from 1841. It’s usually performed by very stuffy traditional ballet companies. Luckily for us contemporary dance company Fabulous Beast Dance Theatre has taken this seminal text and ran with it - pushing it in a far stranger direction than anyone would expect. The...

Thursday, 14th January - 8PM
@ Becks Bar & Recital Hall
I can’t believe the Severed Heads are playing Sydney Festival’s Becks Bar. It’s mental. How did that even happen? I'm sure that somewhere deep within the bowels of the Sydney Festival H.Q. there’s an acid casualty candy-raver giggling hysterically into their Hello Kitty backpack.Most people would remember Sydney based Severed...

Monday, 11th January - Saturday, 12th December
@ City Recital Hall
Bittersweet alt. Country songstress Neko Case is making her way to Sydney as part of the Sydney Festival. She writes beautiful haunting songs about loneliness, madness and generally being a bit of a mess. She’s also an animal activist and famously refused to pose for Playboy after the nominated her...

Friday, 22nd January - Sunday, 24th January
@ Riverside Theatres
Two years ago Contemporary Dance wunderkindShaun Parker astounded Sydney Festival audiences with his show This Show Is About People. It cleverly blended contemporary and classical dance with operatic singing and acrobatics to make a story about ordinary people stuck in a mundane transit lounge feel exhilarating. The showwon the Australian...

Tuesday, 12th January - Sunday, 17th January
@ Seymour Centre
University comedy troupes and political satire can either be the best thing in the world or the worst. Just look at The Chaser, as an example of either, depending on your taste.I'm guessing that we are in pretty safe hands with The Invisible Dot though. They're a team of 6...

Wednesday, 27th January - 8PM
@ City Recital Hall
Medeski, Martin and Wood's music is lush, spooky, psychadelic and super cool. Like a soundtrack to a Jim Jarmusch film. Its improvisational free jazz, a musical genre who's very name would have warranted me hurling their albums across the room in disgust about two years ago. Now I love it,...

Wednesday, 6th January - Saturday, 30th January
@ Griffin Theatre
Irish playwright Mark ORowes Crestfall is made up of three monologues for women. The trio of intersecting stories all take pace on the same day, based around the site of a messy abattoir known as "The Bonelands".The themes are as dark as you could expect. Prostitution, drug addiction, beastiality and...

Thursday, 14th January - Friday, 12th March
@ Various cinemas
George Clooney has been making a habit of anthropomorphising himself this summer. First he played a fox in Wes Anderson's spell-binding Fantastic Mr Fox and now, in Up In The Air, he plays an entirely different kind of predator.We are not swans, his character Ryan Bingham says to a room...

Wednesday, 13th January - Saturday, 30th January
@ A Backyard In Paramatta
Alicia Talbots latest work, The Fence, is quite different to most other shows youll see in the Sydney Festival. For starters, in the venue listing where you would expect to see the names of places like The Seymour Centre or The Sydney Theatre it simply says A Backyard...

Wednesday, 7th July - Sunday, 18th July
@ Sidetrack Theatre
When Vanessa Hughes and Zoe Norton Lodge were kids, they cracked open Dylan Thomas's play and discovered it was brilliant, labyrinthine, bawdy and dark. They have now mounted it as an ambitious one-woman show.

Tuesday, 31st August - 7PM
@ Oxford Art Factory
Catch the literary master responsible for Booker Prize-winning [i] Vernon God Little [/i] promoting his acclaimed new novel at Oxford Art Factory, backed by the musical stylings of the incomparable Gareth Liddard from The Drones.

Wednesday, 19th October - Friday, 21st October
@ Old Fitzroy Hotel
Funny, beautifully written, heartfelt and masterful, this is a comedy with a lot more depth than weve come to expect.